It’s sad that we no longer see
Druids in raids as full-time trees
The new tree form is now a cooldown
A giant monstrosity that looks like a clown
Some think it looks like broccoli
But my guild thinks it’s a pedo-tree
Don’t get in the van with pedo-tree.
The Reason I’m Glad I Take Screenshots
The One Where I Redo All Of My Bars… UGH!
That tree’s got candy. I mean, that’s pretty legit.
2 legit 2 quit
Cannot be unseen.
Those poor saplings!
ba da bum
But the pedo-tree has candy hanging from its branches. Surely the van’s windows aren’t tinted that dark for nefarious purposes.
It’s true, and don’t call me Shirley.
Erm.. Bad tree is Bad!
I find myself wishing to hear this set to rap music. Can you make this thing happen?
Ohhh, so sorry but it’s just not long enough to rap. What a bummer!
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